Thursday, August 7, 2008
From the Email Inbox: world largest egg
From: Kyle Ferguson
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 3:58 PM
Subject: world largest egg
you may call those 'world's largest egg' eggs, but they fucking are not. don't call a fake, wire mesh pretend egg an egg, and compete it for world's largets egg, it is not a fucking egg. It's an egg representation at best, they're completely different things you fucking idiot USA hicks.
Our reply: Oh, thanks for clearing that up! (sarcasm, in case you don't get it)
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